Welcome to the official website of those who keep it real!

NEW DESIGN NOW AVAILABLE!

I keep it funky... I'll shank a monkey!

This is the latest version of www.killababyseal.com and is still under construction. We apologize for all the changes and confusion lately. We hope that this new platform will be able to handle all your questions and product needs.

Click T-Shirts! on the top navigation bar to get to the shirt order page.

The current designs available are:

I keep it funky... I'll shank a monkey! I don't even care! (NEW DESIGN)

I keep it real... I'll kill a baby seal! I don't even care!

I'll punch a baby panda... I don't even care!

It's ok to laugh... I'll choke a baby giraffe! I don't even care!

Big Doo... Doo Work!

Through our online order system we can accept debit or credit cards through Paypal. A Paypal account is not needed, but can be used.